Sunday, August 30, 2009

Ugly Spaceship Downgraded to Semi

A couple months ago, Roanoke was visited by a UFO which has been kept under tight secrecy for security reasons. Our cameras were there, but we could not publish these pictures until now, after being given clearance and some particular directions on what to say. Clearly, this is a UFO. We all know UFO’s exist and we definitely know one when we see one.

In our “official” story, we are being forced to tell you that, indeed, this vehicle is a reject space ship built by the US space department. After failing many tests, it was sold to Rolling Reinhausen for fifty-two dollars and twelve cents at an auction in Roswell, NM, on July 4th 2009, prior to being scheduled for incineration as a fireworks prop. Two other bidders who almost won the confiscated UFO (I mean, scrapped space ship) were Aquariums-R-Us and Cool Laundromats, Inc. They both were out-bid by over fifty dollars.

At the time of these photos, neither Rolling Reinhausen nor the pilot could be reached for comment. This landing was witnessed by dozens of typical Roanokers. All of them realized the terrifying implications this alien aircraft would have on our City. And if you don’t believe me, just look closely at the photos to see how there is no way anyone on earth could possible mistake this for a tractor trailer and get down the highway without texting a loved one and crashing into something.


I can totally understand why the space department held our story back. This is life-threatening!!

In fact, the same day, I also caught pictures of the destruction left behind which I assume was caused by this UFO. Here is what SW County looked like just moments before the landing:

Here is what Downtown looked like moments after:

Okay, now you know what really happened. That’s what we’re here for. Stay tuned for more real-life stories about Roanoke from our newsroom at Star City FAME. (If we don’t get busted for going against orders, that is.)

Thursday, August 27, 2009

The Grandin Theatre – Open Projector Night

Edited from original post on Star City Harbinger – August 26, 2009

You can live in a town for quite some time before visiting a place that is a landmark or doing something that ought to be part of one’s typical interest as a resident. For example, I lived in the New York City area for over 45 years, yet I have gone to the Statue of Liberty only once. I rode to the top of the World Trade Center only once. I have never been to Coney Island. Sometimes I don’t feel like acting like a tourist, but definitely, there just isn’t enough time to see and do everything.

Finally, after living in Roanoke for five years, I visited the Grandin Theatre. The event, I felt, was the best one to which I could be initiated – The Open Projector Night.

I learned that Open Projector Night is a quarterly contest for filmmakers of all levels. I wanted to acquaint myself with Open Projector Night because I too am interested in entering a short film in November. I needed to see how videos looked on a theatre-sized movie screen and to get a taste of the talent in our area. Of course, I also went to enjoy myself, which I did.

I paid the admission price of $6.50 and walked up to the ticket collector who gave me a flyer. This flyer is no ordinary piece of paper, I thought, looking at the names and titles listed on it. This is what Open Projector Night is all about for the filmmakers who have entered their pieces for the evening. This, I knew, was the holiest sheet of paper ever printed on and ever to be checked off by every person in attendance. It demanded that I pay very close attention to each single frame flickering by on the screen.

And so I walked into a dark theatre, feeling embarrassed for being obviously late, and made my way to an empty seat all the way down in the front rows. It was an awkward walk, but once in my seat, I was relieved and, in an instant, forgot my crime. The screen had immediately grasped my full interest and I remained, as did the entire theatre full of viewers, focused without interruption.

I’m not sure how many seats are at the Grandin, but the theatre seemed pretty filled. I did not meet up with the Blacksburg Media Artists group that I recently joined, because I was late leaving my office. However, I managed to see all but the first selection.

I had no expectations, except that perhaps I might like or dislike some films more than others. But I hoped that at least one or two would prove worthy of the six bucks I just spent. To my surprise, each short film had a life of its own. Each had a statement to make. Some of them suffered slightly from holding back in cutting what might not have made it into its finished version once the film’s editor learned to say more with less. Most of the evening’s pieces were challenged technically from the difficult conversion to a large screen, having been shot and edited as videos and not in professional (and expensive) 16mm film. Otherwise, Open Projector Night was clearly a winner in itself, bringing out the best in our area’s short-film creators.

A couple films were dramatic pieces, one of which was presented in black and white (ii played for her), and told a story about a young man meeting a woman, to whom he’d eventually play his saxophone once he’d get up the nerve. There were a few music videos. One such work was entered by Randolf Walker, who set to his own version of “House of the Rising Sun” an emotional Wild West piece, which he directed and also played in as the wretched, gambling, drinking man whom his maiden (Lisa Angell) sang about in lamenting flashbacks while walking sullenly and lonely by the old railroad tracks. (You can see this piece here on YouTube.)

There were several comedies. Most enjoyable were The Great American Road Trip Part 2 about a road trip to the Martinsville Speedway, and First Impressions, about a young man sitting in a waiting room before an interview when suddenly he reverts back to his childhood fantasies.

Open Projector Night’s showcase of local filmmakers is one of the few held in Roanoke for this genre of visual media, oddly enough. The screening is paneled by the Young Curators and the Teen Advisory Committee of the Taubman Museum of Art. (You can see past winners on the Grandin Theatre website).

Roanoke appears to be the Arts hub of SW Virginia with all of its galleries, museums and music venues. This is a nice addition and shouldn’t be missed in anyone’s repertoire of things to do in Roanoke… I for one will put it on my rotation.

The Grandin Theatre and the area itself are very conducive to the Arts. The Roanoke Ballet is on the same street. The Grandin neighborhood is home to the Heart of Virginia Foundation, led by Americana artist Tommy Edwards and his partner Nancy Hunter. (They will be hosting a “Healing through Creativity” Festival from October 17-24. Please visit their website for more information.) The locals also enjoy the bohemian and artsy atmosphere in town, which includes the Grandin Gardens and the Roanoke Natural Foods Co-op.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

What’s Been Going On – StarCityFAME in Roanoke



Last weekend was a typical Roanoke weekend, amazing and busy as usual. Star City FAME had the pleasure of capturing four great events from some of our incredible people and organizations in and about town. A big part of our “mission” is to bring events online for everyone to see, whether they were there or not, to relive it or to find out what we Roanokers are all about here in the Valley.


Local Colors – A Taste of Culture
“Dragon” Pearl Fu and the Local Colors organization continues their monthly celebration of the cultural kind every second Friday during the warmer season right after the annual Local Colors Festival. We went to one this past month for the Vietnamese “taste” on August 14th.


Car Less Britt Museum - Touring for the Turtles
This new museum established by River Laker (Emerging Artists, Roanoke City Library) in downtown is not only an exhibit of bicycle memorabilia and other interesting bike things, but also promotes going without a motor vehicle by switching to riding a bicycle all over town – as a way of life!! They just hosted a pair of eco-bio experts who spoke on leather-backed turtles and their mission - touring on bike to get the message out.


Star City Roller Girls – Game at Lee Hi Skates vs Little City Roller Girls
The Roanoke Valley has a women’s pro sports team… it’s not basketball, baseball, football, hockey, or golf. IT’S ROLLER DERBY!!! And we got highlights of this awesome, energetic, and crowd-pleasing game.


Sister Cities and Local Colors – International Fashion Show
Ms Pearl Fu was at it again in high style, as she and co-host Tammy Epes presented a fabulous International Fashion Show at the Hotel Roanoke. Members and friends of both organizations participated, including contestants of Miss Roanoke Valley Pageant. The show was presented at the Ladies Luncheon during the Grand Encampment Knights Templar 64th Triennial Conference at the hotel last Monday, August 17.

Videos will be posted on the Star City FAME YouTube channel as well as here. Find us on Twitter and Facebook, too! If you’d like for us to attend a really cool event in Roanoke, just give us a shout and let us know what, when, and where!!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Local Colors - Taste of Culture: Vietnam


This Friday, August 14th, Local Colors will be presenting Vietnam in their summer-long program called "Taste of Culture." Every 2nd Friday of the month, a country is featured at the Century Plaza in Downtown Roanoke. The program runs from 11:30am to 1:30pm outdoors (or inside the SunTrust Bank on 10 Franklin Rd in the case of rain) and is designed to emerse locals and visitors in the culture of the featured nationality. The program is educational as well as entertaining, with Roanoke area residents participating throughout the event - with music, dance, food, merchandise, language, crafts, exhibits, and dress.

Pearl Fu, Local Colors Founder and Executive Director, started the organization almost 20 years ago in an effort to inspire awareness and celebration in our City's diversity. It has grown each year to become a major force bringing many nationalities together for the annual Local Colors Parade of Nations Festival each spring at Elmwood Park. The organization also offers various services for assisting individuals and groups in education, lectures, advocacy, and more.

Taste of Culture continues what Parade of Nations/ Local Colors Festival begins in the month of May, focusing on a specific country for Roanokers to sample, learn more about, and enjoy while out and about Downtown. Many people look forward to each 2nd Friday. Some learn about it as they make their way through the streets, either visiting the City or perhaps while taking their lunch hour. Taste of Culture truly adds a beautiful touch to Roanoke... thanks to Ms Fu and all of her volunteers and supporters.

Please come to Taste of Culture featuring Vietnam this Friday. Audience participation is encouraged. This event is free to attend. You will meet your wonderful neighbors and have a great time!

You can access the Vietnamese Festival poster and details here: http://www.localcolors.org/v2007/docs/VietnamFlyer.pdf

Next month, Taste of Culture will present China. In October it will present Scandinavia.

To learn more about Local Colors, please visit their website at http://www.localcolors.org

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Taubman Museum's First Annual "Battle of the Bands"

Man, this was an event!! The new Taubman Museum of Art really means ALL Art, even the performance kind. They have been presenting a variety of shows and exhibits indoors at the Museum and outdoors Downtown. One would normally expect a musem to be an inside adventure with paintings, photography, sculptures, and other exhibits of artwork. But definitey not this past Saturday.

I wish I could be everywhere around Roanoke filming things. And I do miss out on a lot of cool stuff. It's hard to keep up with the different events going on, especially in the summer. Some things slip by me... Luckily, I got tipped off by Facebook friend and band leader, Santiago Prada of Twelve O'Clock Knob. So I contacted the good people at the Taubman to ask if I could shoot their Battle of the Bands contest for the Star City FAME YouTube Channel.

The question arose whether SCF would be streaming the BOTB live. Unfortunately, my company was still in shopping-mode for a suitable live stream site. But at the last minute, my webmaster and I decided to choose a rather tech-integrated vendor and begin testing late Friday, just one day before the BOTB event. We did succeed in setting it up and running a live test demo. So off I went Saturday morning with the usual video gear plus additional equipment to attempt a broadcast of the show on a designated Star City FAME webpage. Alas, Roanoke WiFi would not reach behind the Taubman building. It took me a half hour to set up for the shoot, all the while connecting to any and every wireless signal that came up with a pulse and re-logging into the livestream site. I finally gave up and focused my full attention to the stage and filming. (Perhaps next time I should bring along 500 feet of Cat5 cable and ask to tap off the Museum's LAN/WAN... )

I knew I was in for a long day, so I brought 10 HDV tapes to cover the show. I used up six of them and documented every song by every band that played the BOTB. Though I started out setting up next to the PA mixing board some 70 feet away from the stage, I eventually drifted all the way to the front and off to the side only 5 feet away. Stage Sound granted me a line-out off the submixer. Thanks Stage Sound!! (They are my pro-audio supplier for SCF's music recording projects.) I tend to be a MacGiver of sorts, so I had signal converters and cables of every shape and size, including 65 feet of XLR mic cables which allowed for all the close-up camera work (eventually).

The BOTB was a big hit with the local bands and the audience. I had NO IDEA there were so many young and talented original acts here in Roanoke. In all, nineteen bands answered the call to enter the "battle" to try for a grand prize of $1000.

The show started at Noon, with Nancy and 2 Meteors opening things up, and ran until about 8pm. There was a nice variety of genres represented - rock, metal, reggae, hip-hop/DJ, country-rock, avant-guarde, power-pop, and what-not (because I really don't know what some of the newer forms are called these days). The winner for this First Annual event was a Christian Rock Band called Smoke and Mirrors. They didn't sound anything like the inside of any church I've been to... thank the Lord, haha!! I wanna know where they go on Sundays and I'll get my map out. (Yeah, I still use maps.)

After the winners and honorable mentions were announced, the audience shouted out for an encore by Smoke and Mirrors, which they humbly accepted. This took the event closer to 9pm - but it was soooo worth it! Even though my feet, back and neck were killing me from operating the camera, I loved every minute. The Taubman officials, Lisa Martin and Maria, and the staff of Norah's Cafe were wonderful to me, and I thank them deeply for saving my life with bottles of water and goodies. It was hellaciously hot and humid out there all day.

You'd think I would hit the shower and pass out after getting home, but I couldn't wait to roll back the tapes and begin transferring them to the editing computer. The audio quality suffered somewhat due to signal mis-matching, but overall the concert is nicely documented in HD widescreen format. Many of the bands have already contacted me through MySpace, Facebook, Twitter and YouTube. Therefore, I have since re-scheduled my regular business work to include editing BOTB tapes in the evening so these awesome guys and gals (the artists as well as their great fans) can re-live the moments in what looks to become a legendary annual event at the Taubman Museum of Art.

Here's a list of the bands that performed. Best wishes to them all in their musical journey!
•NANCY & 2 METEORS
•THE WAIT
•BLACK RAIN
•LEVI'S GENE POOL
•SMOKE N' MIRRORS
•HEAD OVER KILLS
•AMONG THE BRAVE
•THE AURORA OBSERVATORY
•GRASS MONKEY
•AFFLICTION KID
•COMMONPLACE
•THE ROYAL GREENS
•LAZY MAN DUB BAND
•ZULU WATU BAND
•THE PULLOUTS
•THE BASTARDS OF FATE
•CRAWLING THOUGH MUD WITH MACHINE GUNS
•TWELVE O'CLOCK KNOB
•THE SAD COBRAS

You can surf over to http://www.youtube.com/user/starcityfame to check out uploads of the BOTB.